Wintertime is the best time of the year to get really fat.

Alin Sav
Wintertime is the best time of the year to get...
Wintertime is the best time of the year to get...
Wintertime is the best time of the year to get...
Wintertime is the best time of the year to get...
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Wintertime is the best time of the year to get really fat. The cold weather slows your metabolism. And if you’re already slowing down, you may as well enjoy it since you can’t do anything about it.

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